This Twitter account is just barely a satire of Hollywood movie pitches
Since the Internet is currently being bombarded with Oscars coverage , now is a good time to remember that most of these award-winning actors will go on to induce wildly terrible movies. The @Shit_PitchesTwitter account is a perfect parody of Hollywood’s love for nasty movie pitchings. And we’re not talking Transformers -style bad, here. We’re talking about the kind of disasters that happen when a studio inexplicably greenlights the idea that Whoopi Goldberg should star in a buddy-cop movie alongside a guy in a dinosaur dres.
Sylvester Stallone is a retired construction worker who defends a theme park from terrorists who have weaponised feminism
@Shit_Pitches is delightfully surreal, but the format is merely plausible enough that you can imagine some of these actually happening. For example, this quirky Ben Stiller movie pitch is dangerously close to reality.
Ben Stiller freezes time in order to steal library books for a woman he believes he depicted when he was child