I Am But A Dainty Introvert (And That’s Why I Haven’t Texted You Back)

Oh, the word introvert is so misunderstood these days. There are just so many false stereotypes and mistyped people out in the world that give introverts a bad name.

For you see, I am one. And thats why I havent texted you back.

Ignoring you and all other responsibilities is how I recharge. So you have to let me do it. And you can’t get mad at me.

Because it’s my . I cannot change it.

It’s hard for us introverts to keep up with such correspondence (such as basic social interaction). And, no, it’s not me being an asshole againI just told you I’m an introvert.

It’s just what we do.

As an introvert, I should be able to do whatever I want without having to bend my personality type to the expectations of other people. I took a test online that said that (kind of).

So, yeah, I can do things like eat your food without asking.

And I can flake on that thing I promised I’d go to, because I’m probably really into a book I’m reading right now.

Introverts love reading. We’re the only type that does.

And Ive told you not to call me on the phone! Even for emergencies! I am only comfortable receiving correspondence if it is delivered to me at the stroke of midnight by a dove. Doves dont make small talk. (RememberI am an introvert.)

So I can’t apologize for not texting you back. I literally get my energy from ignoring you.

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